just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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