i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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