i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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