that's an acceptable place to lick
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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