Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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