No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Randomize
