A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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