She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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