He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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