have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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