This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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