party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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