before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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