Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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