She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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