Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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