you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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