if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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