OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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