Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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