Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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