She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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