Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
My feet surprised me
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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