with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
this boner is exhausting
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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