Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
the raccoons are back...
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