He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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