i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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