She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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