addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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