office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I need to calm my uterus...
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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