If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Randomize
