Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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