All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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