Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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