awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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