i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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