Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you win again, gameday.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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