Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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