Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Enjoy the penises
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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