Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
