their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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