I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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