It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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