I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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