I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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