Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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