haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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