where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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