its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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