like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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