I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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